August 04, 2012

The Expendables (2010)


What happens when you put together several genuine tough men and stick them in a movie? Well what you get is a very amusing and tongue in check action movie. With a combined age of 339 years old (Average of 48), this group of genuine hard men spend the entire movie killing the baddies in various ways. The movie is about a bunch of mercernaries who basically…. Oh what does it matter, all that does matter is that it’s a lot of fun that is stupid but knows its stupid and revels in this fact. There are various moments when you think “this is stupid”. Such a moment is when Stallone cuts some blokes hand and head off with a knife. Know my brain knows this isn’t plausible but it simply doesn’t mind. The age thing was quite amusing to me. When this film was made Statham and Crews were the youngest at 42 and Stallone is the oldest at 64. The sight of Stallone trying to catch a plane and just about getting to it is another of those silly moments.

For me the funniest moment was when Schwarzenegger leaves his cameo appearance and Stallone quips that he wants to be president. It’s something that I found amusing for no clear reason. This is clearly a movie that doesn’t rely on too much plot dialogue. However what it lacks for in a credible plot it more than makes up for in action and that’s all that matters. Number 2 should be just as much fun.

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